The Podralorian

The first official spinoff podcast from the Podron!

The Podralorian (aka Baby Yaddle Podron) is an episode by episode look at the Disney+ series The Mandalorian hosted by Meg, Danny, Saf, and Ash. This is an Anti-Gland Man podcast.

Episode 1, 2: Rootin' Tootin' Honky Tonk Mando

Alternate take on a Jawa Starship

• The Mandalorian episodes 1 and 2.

• Our first showmance!?
• Imagine Spacecrawlers...
• Gland Man lied about peeing (Rogue Seven does NOT respect that)
• Where's the toilet though?

  

• Fascinating Hills To Die On: A Rogue Podron Story

• Lando Calrisian, Copyright Lawyer
• EGG! EGG! EGG!
• The substance Ash was thinking of is OOBLECK

Episode 3: Feed the Baby!

• In this episode: This is the way! Werner Herzog! And jetpacks for everyone (except you, Mando)!
• SAD BOY WESTERNS ARE THE FUTURE
• John Favreau's Iron Man 3; A Star Wars Story

• Sheep fly now
• Mandalorian Pie is exposed to the elements
• Beefy R5
• Megsplaining Willrow Hood
• Jon Favreau does not need a SAG card
• Viszla gonna Viszla'
• It's easier to steal from people when they're dead.
• Sometimes an egg is just an egg.
• That Was Almost Nice: A Rogue Pod Story

Episode 4: The Wooly Mamdalorian

• Hook guy and Pillboi
• Tolkeinsplaining Klatoonians
• Yoddle's love language is Touch
• The Mandalorian's love language is, unfortunately, also Touch
• Baby Proof Your Vac Tube!
• Uncanny Lothcat Valley
• Post-Racial Planets in a Galaxy Far Far Away
• CARA DUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Orthodox Mandos vs Presbyterian Mandos
• Murder-lorians vs Run-dalorians
• Foundlings have to keep the helmet on because they aren't Mando without it. People born on Mandalore are Mandos no matter what they wear.
• "What species in Star Wars needs such big shoes???"
• "Oh, is she a Mandalorian?"
• Determined Widow Trope
• Female Wooly Mammoths are too smart for the Mandalorian
• Training the Peaceful Villagers Trope
• Star Wars is Tropes all the way down.
• Actual Battering Ram Cara Dune
• Saf ships Cara Dune and Master Chief
• This is normal Star Wars, not book Star Wars
• Food Shaming is real problem
• Do Mando's Wear Their Helmets During Sex And Is That Why They Need Foundlings?
• If Mando won't hit that Cara will
• This is the best episode of Star Gate SG1.

Episode 5: Fake Ripley Babysitter

• Toro Callican is a Microsoft Employee (Maybe EA)
• Megsplaining The Cowboy Patois
• Saf reveals she is from Tattooine.

  

• Mandalorian Machete Order
• 5 Years After Endor is STILL only 1987
• #NotAllDroids
• Peli and the Pits' Poker Pod
• A Certain Point of View Machete Order
• Toro Callican will work for exposure
• ABY now stands for After Baby Yoda
• I will NEVER call you SKYGUY
• Taking one last look at my friends... and also Zorii Bliss
• Episode 3 takes place on a Latinx Pokemon
• Cara Dune would have saved Baby Yoda in four episodes
• There's not enough weeks to do Monster of the Week
• Ben is Cancelled
• Sifo-Dyas Theory
• How well did The Chosen One work out last time?
• All Downhill From Here vs An Uphill Battle?

Episode 6: CLEAR

• Crooked Cop Magee!
• Balthazar, aka He Who Shall Not Be Named
• Shimmy Shimmy Pew Pew!
• Mayfeld is jealous because Mando's head is shinier than his.
• A rare "well actually" from Rogue Nine

  

• "Devonian" Brown
• Give us a Twi'lek! No not like that!
• Cara Cynthia Dune would not let this happen!
• Season 2, Episode 1: Space Home Depot
• Rogue Leader was intimidated by a Roomba
• Mispronouncing Names is a Star Wars Tradition!

• Qin is just Handsome Squidward in a Star War
• Ask how Rogue Six lost their CPR Certification card!
• Sith CPR Training includes defribulation.
• Palpatine died of a broken heart. Just like Padme. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
• Rogue Seven is all about that cold hard ding-a-long.

Episode 7: Failed the Worm, I Have

The Jaegerlorian?

• It's an abomination and Rogue Leader LOVES IT.
• Never apologize for singing Abba.
• The Bone Brothery (c 12ABY Sorgan) needs a T-shirt.
• Helmet on, Rogue Seven. Helmet off, Rogue Leader.
• Mando + Baby Yoda>Mando + Cara>Mando + Anybody else
• Baby Kaiju...

• Cara is not Literally Falling in Love
• Droid Redemption vs Droid Freedom
• The Gang Copes With "Star Wars is not Science Fiction"
• Kuiil has done only one (1) thing wrong, call Baby Yoda ugly.
• The Force is strong with Rogue Podron. Sorry not sorry.
• Jawas are everywhere.
• "Do moons count as suns?" - Rogue Nine

You can't cover this up!

• The grossest, old-white-manist kind of respect.
• Werner Herzog is Thrawn in White Face.
• Rogue Six needs the 10 hour Giancarlo Espozito Monologue ASMR
• Candy corn panic.

Episode 8: [redacted]

• Taika Waititi! Taika Waititi! Taika Waititi! And more!

  

  Thinking about punching Yoddle.

• The theme song's ship name is either AVRER or WERNRIL
• Every episode title is an double entendre.
• Jason Sudekis is CANCELLED.
• Yay Star Wars TV!
• The E-Web made its first appearance in Empire Strikes Back.
• What book should we eat?
• "Moff Gideon can give ME a night of a thousand tears!" - Rogue Six
• The Alderaanian support group spends 90% of every meeting dunking on Nash Windrider.
• Viszla doing something GOOD!?
• Rogue Leader doesn't WANNA watch the Clone Wars!
• Death Watch rebranding efforts are a work in progress.
• The Death Star was designed by a bunch of bros and is meant to look like a SWOL bicep without an arm.

  

  IG-11 talking to Mando

• Rogue Seven is a sucker for a good recorder solo.
• Ludwig Göransson embraces the weird and we are HERE FOR IT.
• Yoddle is officially a foundling. The Mandalorian has FULLY imprinted.
• We love Pedro Pascal. We do not want to see his face.
• The Armorer's tests are back, you ARE the father!
• Yoddle loosened the lid on the mudhorn jar.
• Most of the Star Wars universe has NOT watched the saga films.
• JET PACK UNLOCKED!

  

  Carl Weathers knows all about magic hands.

• The stormtrooper is not the only thing that got melted by the armorer
• Cara dune is the fun aunt.
• Rogue Leader is R2-Charon's only friend.
• Yoda is using Force magic to fake his death and pretend to be a baby because he was too touch starvedon Dagobah.
• Mando has not gained his Jet Pack Certification
• It's very important that Kuiil is buried with the Blurrgs.
• THE Darksaber. One and only. Both words capitalized.
• Pablo trolls hard.
• Filoni = Ahsoka, it is known.
• The Darksaber sounds cool both literally and figuratively.
• Two other animated series in production!?
• Project Luminous announcement in January?
• In 2020 our hopes for Star Wars are whatever is most Chaotic. (edit: oh no this did not age well!)
• When you order from Amazon, BE CAREFUL!
• A rare callout for Saf's accent.

Episode 9 (Season 2): You Had One Cobb

Raise your hand if you would listen to a full episode of Cowboy Meg.

• Jackeroo – buckaroo or cowboy
• Milestonemonger;
• Blue Belly: A Yankee
• "It's so nice to like Star Wars again." -Rogue Nine
• QUESTED conjugation.
• Hot Take: This episode was just as stupid as the Rise of Skywalker.
• "Everything must come back to YEE and HAWing!" - Rogue Leader
• Saf knows something about IRL aliens that she is not telling us.
• Diversity... still not there yet...
• Who is behind the Fake Zuvio helmet??? Col Takbright, naturally.
• Vibro-axe > Vibro-Halberd.
• Therm Scissorpunch, the Crabdolorian.
• Life lesson from Meg: Soon is not an answer.
• Life lesson from Saf: Do not doubt that I will pee on this chair.
• Broke: OT Fanservice, Woke: BANTHA fanservice
• Din "works alone" the same way Batman "work alone".
• R5-D4 the greatest

  

• Tom as in @DarthInternous, not Tom as in....me...
• "Cobb Vanth is such a glow up from Toro Callican." - Rogue Six
• "Two Snorts of Splochka!"
• Let Saf drink the BLUE!
• Din was stopped in his tracks by the beauty, but then was shaken out of it by HELMET OFF WTF.
• If this was a video game, the scarf would flash red.
• In case you don't know who they are not talking about...
• F in the chat for Bantha.
• Behind the Scenes Krayt Dragon Skeleton
• Jabba dies, the mining guild travels to Tattooine and is still stuck with Imperial paperwork. The Empire Falls: The mining guild is already on planet and can just take what they want.
• Silicax crystals are Jawa candy.
• "Both Suns Shine On A Womprat's Tail!"
• How are Tusken Raiders the best example of diversity?
• Sand Urchins are good to drink.
• Conflict Resolution = Fire
• There's always a bigger Sarlacc.
• Cobb Vanth is every guy Ash went to high school with.
• BONES!
• Tusken backstory just makes Attack of the Clones Anakin worse and worse.
• The Krayt Dragon had the high ground!
• What was IN that Bantha it ate yesterday???
• The rocket action pose is dumb, however it was a dumb move forty years in the making.

  

• Another F in the chat for Bantha.
• Pearl is Egg until proven otherwise.
• Face Blindness does not make you a bad Star Wars fan.
• Why hate Boba Fett? Because his FANS are a MENACE...
• Boba Fett and Moff Gideon make out.
• Ash's first action figure was Dengar.
• If Dengar shows up, Saf is quitting Star Wars.
• Known Transphobe Count: 0
• Fake Racist Count: The Usual

Episode 10: One Small Skank in the Skud Pile, One Giant Knobby White Spider in the Cave

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  Rogue Podron Podralorian 10 Recording Session

• Ash hasn't been to horny jail in six months
• "Meg, I see here that you have 2 years experience YEE-HAWING on your resume. Can you elaborate?" "NOPE!"
• The Mandalorian has so many monkey paw moments because they had so many monkies when Favreau did The Jungle Book.
• Pelisnythia Ripley of Alderaan
• Bring Back Legends Cantina Bugs!
• Season 3 is Mandalorian Coven.
• Skank in the scudpile????
• Scuds are shrimp (like the krill they make into splotchka?)
• Baby Yoda eating literally anything = comedy gold?
• The Mandalorian said AXPAB
• Frog Lady does IT on the IT Crowd
• Yoda Species Traits: Small, Green, Old, LIARS
• Danny, don't make me get the "saf don't eat that" memes
• There is an egg chamber in literally every alien movie

  

  Star Wars: Thankfully some lasers happen

• Danny is never allowed to say "up in your crevices" ever again
• Mama go hop
• Saf needs to stop reading the wiki before bed.
• "How do you 'pew' in a southern accent!?" - Rogue Six
• What is the point of having giant spheres if they never HATCH???
• Onlyeggs.com , it's for REAL EGG FANS
• Ash did not have Meg gatekeeping the egg community on their 2020 Bingo card, but Danny did!
• Din cams. DOHO
• At least 15% of the listeners are looking up the prices of Spartan helmets and Ackbar masks and International Shipping Fees right now.
• Rogue 2.5 is going to be hereafter named Four Seasons Total Landscaping Williams
• Nobody reads "flashlights-with-leggies" and thinks of flashlights...

Episode 11: Wove Lightsaber

• Boots with the Spurs is actually about Dolly Parton
• 2004 Olympics
• Poe Dameron is fluent in more than six million forms of DAT ASS.
• Watching The Clone Wars does not mean you REMEMBER anything about the Clone Wars.
• How dare you talk about Mandalorian on the Podralorian when there are FISH!

  

  Meg during every episode, including this one at 1:02:00!

• Sweater Mon Cal > Sweater Ben Solo
• Rogue Leader is in a polyamorous relationship with EVERY Mon Cala man (and some other guy).
• How dare you talk about cars when there are FISH!
• Frog Fam = Organa Tier Parents
• Live action Mon Cal forever, animated Mon Cals NEVER.
• CHOWDER. If it wasn't 2020 I would count how many times the word chowder was said in this episode.
• Cottagecore for Moms.
• All-Bad-Quarrens is canon so it's racism. All-Bad-Bothans is fanon so it's funny.

  

  TMW you realize that Mandalorians CAN take off their helmets.

• #KatieSackhoffsFightingGrunts
• Mandalorian Disambiguation Hours
• Lore! Lore! Lore!
• Din, sweety, sit down a ten is talking.
• "Well of course I know the Mandalore, she's me!"
• Never trust the "Children of the _______".
• Character growth does not equal Character Absolution.
• It's that guy! I don't know who he is but he's DEFINITELY murdered someone! (he was also on Deadwood with Cobb Vanth)
• Very cool. So Mandalorian. Much Murder.
• Every VOST has its Pros and Cons.
• Obligatory ESB reference.
• Axe Woves is from George Lucas himself and that's all you need to know.
• Spyanide is an Electric/Poison type pokemon.
• How much is Star Wars going to steal from the Dragon Prince!?!?
• The podron is 30% HYPE for Ahsoka and 70% UGGGGGHHHHHHHH...
• Frogs are FRIENDS, Not Food!
• The only good Imperial is a STUPIF Imperial.
• "Hi I'm Axe Woves and this is my brother GUN."
• Danny Trejo was one of my predictions for the Robert Rodriguez episode.

Episode 12: Dank Ferret!

• This is a ONE hour and THIRTY EIGHT minutes long!
• Just the Hump Part
• Big Boiy class Imperial transport.
• Australia agrees with Saf regarding BUOY
• It's not a Baby Groot meme, it's an every child ever meme
• "Holding the flashlight for your dad" IS a universal experience, everyone else is the outlier.
• Green is sus
• Helmet only comes off to kiss Greef
• 10:49 Rogue Three prediction squarely roasted by Rogue Six.
• Grando vs MEEF (not to be confused with GEEF, which is Gideon/Greef)
• A rare "complaining about space travel times" moment for the podron. Almost as if they care about the fuel consumption rates of starfighters...

  

  Valerie Adams already has a better action figure than Pedro Pascal.

• "Is this the dank ferret?"
• Recasting Cara Dune wishlist: Valerie Adams. End list.
• The Mandalorian said AMAB
• The ferret has big everyone energy.
• Carl Weathers, introducing the world to the GRAMPA GLOW UP
• Objectively Terrible: A Star Wars Story
• "I see a droid and I can feel their gender in my heart." - Rogue Seven
• Season 1: Mask Acting, Season 2: Mask EMOTING
• Macaron Kid was well within his rights to not share with the baby stranger. However, classroom law dictates that any snack eaten outside of lunchtime is fair game.
• A room with gland man is no place for a baby.
• Sometimes Baby Yoda uses The Force, sometimes The Force uses Baby Yoda.
• Glandman is welcome, if only to bring down the on screen TERF ratio.
• Heath's white privilege is showing.
• "Glandman represents how we don't need prisons like we have in America with the prison industrial complex." the latest SJW Slate article. (it's really just Meg's thesis paper with find/replace for GFFA terminology)
• Natural Science Explanation of Lava Tides please!
• Star Wars, Battle of Our Bois, Twilight Company Shippuden.
• Meg's Haikyuu!! vibes has infiltrated Saf's subconcious.
• Galaxy OSHA was a Seperatist organization.
• Glandman voice "I'M IN."
• "EW, CLONES"
• Empire is short for the Galactic Midichlorian Pire
• Turkey is to Thanksgiving as Byn is to Dark Empire.
• Luuke is unrelated to Clonepatine.
• Greef is playing my least favorite level of Rebel Assault.
• Did the Razorcrest do the Ackbar feint??? (WTF is an Ackbar Feint?)
• Season 9 of Star Wars was all over the place.
• You're not REALLY dead until you're cradled by Obi-wan.
• Maul's legs have a big angry spider head somewhere and it is very confused.
• "Snoke on top, Maul on the bottom, human in the middle." - Meg, Describing the "Sith Caterpillar"
• Oppa Lee, aka Captain Carson, trying to get Grampa Greef to snitch.
• RIP the other force users, but Ahsoka is DIFFERENT
• Solo 2: Force Baby Battle
• Cookie Boy is secretly Ben Solo
• "You're from Alderaan. Did you lose anyone?" Cara Dune looks at the camera.
• "Is Oppa Cameron new canon Tycho?" the worst take of the episode? or the worst take of the season?
• Rogue Nine, your Skyhoppers is showing.
• Cara Dune is a cop, she turns the badge into a belt buckle.
• Inject the cowboy manpain directliy into my veins!
• Five Degrees of Brad Pitt is the indie band version of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
• Insert Degrees of separation from Ahsoka Tano infographic here...
• Freddy Prinz Junior in the mocap suit Jacob wore in Twilight.
• Maz Kanada is not a Mini Mimban.
• Aliens as bad guys, okay, but aliens in league with Imperials, BS!
• Dark Troopers vs Dank Troopers
• Werner Herzoooog or We'erner Herzog os Snoke?

Episode 13: Yeee-nah

• BAD MEDICINE
• AFTER CLAPS
• Rogue Jed
• Bug Juice: Whiskey with bee stingers.
• Rogue Leaderleading from behind...
• Wait now Ash is Meg?
• Ah yes, Baby Yoda, aka grrruuuhggguouurrruu?
• Baby Goku, aka Gohan
• "Why is this one word in a different code than the rest of the message..."
• "This is the Ready Player One of episodes." - Rogue Seven
• Alleged Transphobes need to be addressed just as seriously as Proclaimed Transphobes
• Being a Queer Ally means no letters left behind.
• Dawson's innocence has no bearing on people's silence.
• Cancelled is not Convicted
• Assuaging your cishet guilt with ko-fi indulgences is better than nothing.

  

  But Chapter 13 retcons the Rebels epilogue.

• There's more Anakin in Rogue One Darth Vader than there is animated Ahsoka in live action Ahsoka.
• You either die a fan or you live long enough for Star Wars to betray you.
• "Give us more prequels references!" "I sense much fear in him." "NOT LIKE THAT."
• George Lucas was at his best in a team that would tell him no, and now Dave Filoni needs to do the same.
• Ahsoka already had the perfect ending.
• Ahsoka already had the perfect ending FOUR TIMES.
• Is this the world between worlds?
• "Weird Force shit!" "This is the World Between Worlds." "NOT LIKE THAT."
• We THOUGHT that lothcats were the one thing we could agree on this episode but I guess not.
• Everybody mad when orange lady no say catch phrase.
• When you get tired complaining about Ahsoka, just talk about an episode you like for a while.
• Baby Grogu is going to help Din convert to the Reformed Children of the Watch Creed.
• 54:30 - 57:10 Jedi Fallen Order Spoilers!
• Ben Solo doesn't reconcile with something?????
• "Din Djarin is going to give Grungus to Baby Ahsoka."
• Force Catch With Dad is the actual scene we can all agree upon.
• It's just Lukes all the way down.
• Tall Dewbacks are sad.
• Meg needs a supercut of the scenes without Ahsoka's face or voice and then we can edit more from there. Just play a random clip from Twilight of the Apprentice to dub any dialog or facetime.

  

• The Hair Stylist said Dathomir, but everything else says Ming Po.
• "The only thing we've fought for harder than trans rights is Yaddle rights!" Rogue Six
• Ahsoka has never heard of schools that don't abduct children.
• Onderon is not a good example of "attachments good" because Saw losing his sister pushed him from freedom fighter to terrorist.
• The word attachment has now lost all meaning after hearing it 100 times.
• 1:28:00 Meg Projection Hour
• Leaving an innocent child in the hands of a mad scientist is totally the same as returning him to his people.
• From questing to to QUESTIONING.
• Din is the expert on the baby, despite only learning their name five minutes ago.
• 1:25:16 Meg declares Chapter 13 a filler episode.
• Meg's pitch for the the Terf-Free season 2, Bo-Katan sends Din to Tython and Sweater Mon Cal was paid enough to finish fixing the Razorcrest. The only downside is no Carl Weathers.
• Jedi Exile? Sorry Saf, nobody else played KOTORs! EXAR KUN!
• Things you only hear in 2020, "[Exar Kun ghost showing up] would redeem this entire season for me." Rogue Six.
• Aphra went to Typhon.
• No time for blue boys. Don't @ us Tim Zahn.
• Saf's well being and safety is worth $2000 ($500 per person)
• "The world is Russian Roulette, and your are the Bullet"
• And if you've already given a review but still want to insult the hosts, just update the wiki. It works for me!

  

Episode 14: oh shit here comes dat boba

• Chapter 11 was The Heiress, in case you don't remember the numbers. It reunited the frog family and introduce sweater boyrfriend.

  

  The reveal of Meg's OTHER cowboy dictionary

• Bazoo = Mouth
• "What a terrible time not to have my kazoo in reaching distance!" Rogue Nine
• Real cowboys snort.
• "I Wanna be COWBOY BABY!"
• Grogu gurgles are NOT human gurgles.
• 1971 Ford F150 pickup, aka, the Baby Ash-Mobile.
• Grogu sees a butterfly "Is this a Kylo Ren Reference?"
• Dave Filoni has stated that the world between worlds is a mental place as much as a physical location. Star Wars Rebels shows Yoda communicate with the crew in the Lothal temple via the World Between Worlds despite them seeming to be in a cave.
• Grogu was taught meditation pose at the temple by a white human yoga instructor Jedia from the Upper West Side of Coruscant.

  

  via Carl Garcia on twitter

• Boba's not pale, Joshua Tree just does that to people.
• Yay! Boba said the thing!
• "The important thing is that it's not THEIR Boba Fett, this is OUR Boba Fett."
• Sweeping generalizations about "Legends Boba Fett" presumes that any two versions of Boba Fett had any consistency. The more accurate term is Fanon Boba Fett.
• "We have reclaimed Boba Fett!" - Rogue Seven
• The Podron rejects Toxic Mandolinity and all its trappings.
• "Everyone doubted me!" -Rogue Seven, who was doubted by two people
• Robert Rodriguez: First Latinx Star Wars director.
• The Infamous horror/thriller series SPY KIDS.
• "To Han's Credit" is something nobody ever expected to hear on Rogue Podron.
• 14 chapters of DIM DIN Djarin and we still expect din to learn something after the first lesson?
• Din doesn't know you can't attack someone when they're in their Skill Tree menu.
• Impo Ship, 4th level sea elf druid.
• "Fennec is what I want to be in video games and Boba Fett is what I actually am in video games." Rogue Seven
• Boba Fett said Proverbs 10:13
• Orientalism... or specifically, Oceania-ism
• Nerds love an EWEB!
• Orange PAULDRON Stormtrooper.
• Reactionary Fandom Hours: Whatever you hate we like, whatever you like we hate.
• Calling the Razor Crest a 95 Honda Civic belies an ignorance of DEQ grandfathered emission regulations. The Razorcrest is clearly a 1975 Impala stationwagon.
• Ash was right about Dark Troopers the same way Saf was right about Fennec Shan, as in a lot of the fans agreed with them.
• Yet more headcanons about "Pre-Sarlacc Boba".
• Din's ASS (Anti-darkSaber Stick)

  

  'Nsync Chili's Babyback Ribs Commercial

• Boba Fett is the new Ben Solo.

  

  Ghosla Fular via reddit

• Heath predicts Snapdemption 2021
• Ash predicts Bothandemption 2021
• Nothing brings down the energy in an episode like a TERF COP.
• Ash asks Boba was able to infiltrate a starship full of kids that looked exactly like him, why can't he break into a completely different starship 20 years later?
• Gideon is not a character yet, for now he is a plot device.
• The Empire has shock collars/shackles for every size of alien in the galaxy.
• Boba Fett didn't say Yep, yet
• "I am a bounty hunter, like my father before me" -Rogue Six's Boba Fett impression
• Saf is awfully quick to judge a character's speech impediment for somebody with the strongest accent on the podron.
• Meg showed off by swallowing an entire 20 oz aluminum can whole.
• Rouge Two was lost to the forest....again...

Episode 15: The BB-8th Circle of Hell

• "You cannot, in fact, reason with a feral hog."
• Meg does her best Chuck Tingle impression when she says "The Believer".
• Why boot-scoot when you can snoopscoot?
• You are feral, Saf, but for a completely different reason.
• Bill Burr's name drops: 13
• Angry white collar comedy is Office Space, not Bill Burr.
• DJ stands for Divisive Jabroni.
• BB-8 will definitely be in hell.
• "She's in heaven in my heart." is the title to Saf's hit single love song.
• Space Miserables.
• "Just be resigned to your fate, bro." -Meg being super shady
• Flippy I, Dad I, Sand Furnace??? (can anyone hear Heath?), YEP I
• Bill B Disambiguation: Bill Burr is a Good Actor, Bill Barr is a Bad Actor
• Not even former Imperials can resist the adorableness of Baby Grogu!
• Saf caught feels and is not happy about it.
• "Kinda like this one." is directed at Carasynthia and SHUT DOWN by Boba Fett.
• Boba Fett inherited his dad's armor, his dad's ship, and his dad's JOKES.
• Din Djarin visits the set of Rogue One.
• Shoutout to the 1977 Companion Cube!
• "How do you ship a Crayt dragon?" -Danny (With a fake marriage plot and a LOT of saké, of course!)
• "There's always a big enough box..." - Saf.
• Someone asks a question, Ash tries to give a sincere answer, everyone makes fun of her, rinse, repeat.
• "Music is a void where all happiness goes to die." - Danny
• Colonizers gonna Colonize.
• If Corellia is Space Detroit, which planet is Space Boston?
• That's not acting, that's just being a man.
• Meg Met Bill Nye at the sushi counter in Uwajimaya.
• Real Talk of the Week: "Pirates"
• It's almost as if Rick Fumiyawa is subverting expectations with the cinematography on purpose.
• Danny can pick the series they watch, but how do you pick what you enjoy?
• 35:05 Meg subvocalizes something about spoilers.
• As always, all cameos are unnecessary unless they are characters we like.
• Prediction: Baby Grogu will be rescued by every side character that is not a TERF.
• "Ready to fight TIE fighters with his fists."
• "I like how much pain noise he makes..." Meg, about any given male character
• Richard Brake, professional creep.
• Mask acting without a mask.
• Heath ships Mayfield and Din.
• A Different Drink with a Different Hess.
• Now we can acknowledge that she's a shitty actor.
• Operation Cinder Reference.
• didntconnectshit.jpg
• The Greater Good
• "All the kyber crystals are gone." said people that are very wrong about the existence of kyber crystals on other planets.
• Ash gets a Glistening Borgullet for mentioning the Suncrusher.
• Don't you dare hint at the First Order! Even though John Favreau told us you were going to!
• The word Saf is looking for is COHERE.
• Anoat Sector.
• Everyone loves it when a Fett drops the bass.
• Callback vs Fanservice conversation inches closer to recognizing double standards.
• Din's hologram.
• The Pure Beskar Spear, you know, the antidarkstick.
• Little Mermaid Twitter has the good drama. Javier Bardem does NOT have the energy of King Triton.
• "I am a changed Saf now."
• Let they who gets a decent nights sleep throw the first stone.
• "We got all the stars, but he got all the sleep."

Episode 16: Out To Punch

• Apple Pie Order
• "Squinny Til You Stroke" is Rogue Leader's next tattoo
• The most skippable episode is the one with AHSOKA TANO.

  

  The Podron reinacts a scene from Lothal Rock City at 5:15

• John Lennon was singing about not getting spoilers.
• 5:05 Danny is pretending that he doesn't run @isitabothan.
• Axe Woves was minding the Gozanti like a good ally.
• Cool lore for a character we no longer stan.
• All white dudes look alike.
• Bo-Katan's Ship
• "You can take the Mandalorian out of the Deathwatch but you can't take the Deathwatch out of the Mandalorian."
• Bo-Katan no-time-for-character-growth Kryze
• Is Din incredibly reasonable? Or is he just a follower?
• Can I please get a waffle?
• The dank troopers take a few minutes to toke up through those hooka tubes before they are properly "powered up".
• Ace/Aro Autistic Din Djarin trying to wrangle a van full of half-drunk hormonal tweens on their way to the anime convention.
• 21:30 Salmon Cannon reference.
• If Luke shows up and Boba Fett sees him things would get Real Housewives real quick.
• 24:00 Saf's Soapbox for this episode: Tem's accent has been tainted by America.
• Ludwig Göransson is not afraid to dabble with dubstep.
• The problem with bass recorders is not telling people you play the bass recorder, it's BUYING a bass recorder in the first place.
• Girl Gang without pandering, it IS possible.

• Gina Carano is the villager in Animal Crossing that looks like they're gonna be cool but you hate as soon as you get to know them.
• 34:20 Obligatory Rock'em Socke'm Robots reference.
• Ships made out of Mon Calamari Flan.
• Star Wars will not know peace until Dave Filoni goes full furry.
• 38:50 Crystal Star reference.
• Pedro Pascal wielding a spear is Saf's sexuality.
• Being asked to stop talking about Boba Fett.
• Din would be a good Mandalore, but we don't WANT him to be stuck as Mandalore.
• "Why do they need to take back their homeworld" sounds like some people don't understand the pride and honor of a people whose home has been colonized...
• "Satine was very much-" "A bitch?"
• We interrupt this podcast....
• "I love to munch, I love to crunch, and I love to PUNCH!." Rogue Seven
• The Dank Troopers are fully toked and now they have the munchies.
• Discussion of Gina Carano's lips have been redacted.
• "I couldn't figure it out bu I loved it anyway." Rogue Leader
• Meg knows how to Feel Not Think when experiencing Star Wars.
• "Luke doesn't look a day over ABY."
• Luke isn't here to have a conversation, Luke is here to be Grogu's Lyft driver.
• Did wedge the dog bark at the ghost children haunting Saf?
• "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" the Season 3 motto. (The Office, Buffy, Gilmore Girls, etc)
• "When you make a show in a shared universe, everything is fanservice to someone." - Rogue Six
• "I connected the dots from The Rescue to The Last Jedi." "You didn't connect shit."
• Rule Nth "If a thing exists in Star Wars, someone is writing a post about how it connects to the Last Jedi."
• Forget Binary Sunset, Grogu and Din facetime is Binary Waterfalls. Two waterfalls running down your face.
• R2-D2 should have showed a hologram of Yaddle.
• Danny stop saying Rule 34 if you don't mean Inappropriate Use of the Force.
• Dadfeels, aka Roguepod kryptonite.
• Fatphobia Transcript
• Fatness as Evilness is a special problem for Twi'leks and unrelated to Jabba. In his case, Bib Fortuna was never a FIT Twi'lek (like Cham Syndulla) to begin with. Twi'leks have been abused by both canon and legends for body image, with the females all being slender sex objects and the most villainous males becoming sinister blobs. Oddly enough, Handsome Squidward and Harley Quinn were exceptions to these stereotypes.
• "I like the Bounty Hunter Wars as much as the next person." Rogue Nine, seemingly unaware that the next person is not meant to be a Skyhopper.
• Nobody trusts a story on Tattooine (no matter how hot they look on a throne) unless it maybe deals with the slavery problem.
• EVERYBODY trust a show starring Temuera Morrison.
• The way to Saf's heart is blue drink.
• If you want to be a replyguy, visit Saf @wanderlustin
• Cowboy Kudos to Meg for the full 1 hour 45 minutes of cowboy accent.

Episode 17: The Season 3? Book of Bobapodron???

• to dream...
• to imagine...